Motel Hell (1980)

Motel Hell (1980)

Directed by Kevin Conner

Starring Rory Calhoun, Paul Linke, Nancy Parsons and Nina Axelrod

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.







I remember seeing the VHS box (pictured) for Motel Hell when roaming the horror aisle at the local video store when I was younger, but never watched it.  I guess that particular box was never appealing to my young eyes, and I wasn't one who read the synopsis on the back to help me make a decision,

I'm glad I finally took a shot on it (thanks to Scream Factory releasing it on Blu-Ray), as it is a better film than my young brain decided it was.  But then again, my taste in horror has grown since the days of wanting a basic slasher film, and I'm not sure I would've picked up on the black humor and satire the film has.

Farmer Vincent (Calhoun) runs a motel with his sister Ida (Parsons), and also makes smoked meats on the side.  The meat is world-famous, but is only sold within 100 mile radius of the farm, to keep costs down.  But Farmer Vincent has a secret: he has a garden of people that he uses as his secret ingredient for his smoked meats.  Vincent and Ida's younger brother is Sheriff Bruce (Linke), who is naive to what is going on,

The cast is what makes the film so great, especially Calhoun who carries the film as Farmer Vincent.  Parsons, Linke, and Axelrod (as Terry, a young female that Vincent falls for) all do well in their parts too.  There are a few minor roles too, including a pre-Cheers John Ratzenberger and Wolfman Jack.

If anything, the film is worth seeing for the finale: a lot of things come to head, and it includes a final fight with dueling chainsaws.  Also, the image of Farmer Vincent wearing a hog's head while wielding a chainsaw is iconic.

Overall, a very enjoyable flick, and Scream Factory did a wonderful job with their release of it, including interviews and a making of feature that makes me appreciate the film a little bit more.  4/5

Madman (1982)

Madman (1982)

Directed by Joe Giannone

Starring Tony Fish, Gaylen Ross, and Paul Ehlers

Lore of the campfire,
Telling of his horror.
Lost in the woods,
With the madman and the stars.

Don't laugh at the tale,
Heed if you call him.
The Legend lives, beware the Madman Marz.
The Legend lives, beware the Madman Marz!


Madman is an '80s horror film that somehow slipped under my radar until recently.  Horror is one of my favorite genres, and I am always looking for something that is new to me.  Thanks to companies like Scream Factory, Olive Films, and Vinegar Syndrome, a lot genre titles are getting to see the light of day on Blu-Ray.  Madman was put out by Vinegar Syndrome earlier this year, and based upon the synopsis alone, I decided to take a chance on it.  And I'm glad I did, as I was not disappointed by it.

The movie starts off around a camp fire, in which scary stories are being told.  Max tells the tale of Madman Marz, a local legend who murdered his family one night and then was hung by the townspeople.  The next morning, Marz was missing (along with the corpses of his family) and has not been seen since.  But legend has it, if you say his name above a whisper in the woods, he will hear it and come for you and our friends.  Of course, one of the campers decides to test fate and yells out his name.

I'm not going to go to much into plot details, as I went into the movie blindly, and I would recommend the same for anyone who hasn't seen it.  The reason I think the movie worked so well for me was I knew nothing of the plot, and it wasn't going for a campiness factor.  The story takes itself seriously, and thus enthralls you as you watch. 

The acting is not the best, and for the most part the characters are very unlikeable.  Besides Madman Marz, Max (head counselor of the camp) is really the only person I liked.  Gaylen Ross is the only actor I knew (Dawn of the Dead), and I believe most of the actors were first-timers.

One of my favorite things of the movie is the soundtrack.  It's a bit hard to explain, but it really adds to the atmosphere of the film.  I guess the best way to describe it is synthesized. I found myself listening to it on YouTube while writing this entry, as I enjoyed it that much.  And the end ballad is great.

The kills are pretty tame, the suspense is done well, and the blood runs red.  I really wasn't scared by anything while watching, but I was on edge a few times while waiting for the inevitable to happen.

The look of Madman Marz is great.  I'm surprised more people don't talk about this movie, and I think it had the potential to be a franchise.  Marz most definitely could hold his own against Michael and Jason.

I'm not sure how previous home releases look, but the 4K transfer on the Vinegar Syndrome disc is beautiful.  For a movie that takes place for the most part during night, it is never too dark to see what is going on.  And I have yet to crack the fully-packed extras on the release, including a 90 minute retrospective on the making of the movie.


This is a great addition to my collection, and would make an awesome double feaure with The Burning, which came out around the same time.  If you are a fan of '80s slasher films, I highly recommend giving this one a look.  3.5/5